rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

Mild dry rub

Opposite of "hot sauce" indicating the presence of an STD causing ones genitalia to burn during urination when infected.

Unless you want your sausage to be covered in the"sauce" you don't really want to fuck Devilla. Nancy on the other hand is like mild dry rub, just as flavorful but without the after burn.

by Hidden truth is a lie November 19, 2023

Rub Smokies

Rubbing smokies is an act of endearment between two heterosexual male friends. Similar to an eskimo kiss but with their penises.

Dude, that was a thoughtful Xmas gift you got me. We should rub smokies later.

by Hmilltone December 21, 2023

Doggy-Rub

Doggy-Rub refers to a sensual massage performed in the doggy-style position. In this intimate technique, the recipient is positioned on their knees, adopting the doggy style posture. Meanwhile, the masseur engages in slow, sensual strokes while providing a full back massage and penetration from behind. This method is characterized by its deliberate and gentle motions, aimed at enhancing the sensory experience.

"After a long day at work, he surprised his partner with a relaxing doggy-rub to help them unwind."

by Cahill.505 January 10, 2024

Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional

"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"

by spleenmasta January 13, 2024

Doggy-Rub

Doggy-Rub refers to a sensual massage performed in the doggy-style position. In this intimate technique, the recipient is positioned on their knees, adopting the doggy style posture. Meanwhile, the masseur engages in slow, sensual strokes while providing a full back massage and penetration from behind. This method is characterized by its deliberate and gentle motions, aimed at enhancing the sensory experience.

After a long day at work, he surprised his partner with a relaxing doggy-rub to help her unwind.

by Cahill.505 January 24, 2024

Sub Rub

The act of massaging one’s abdominal at the injection site of one’s sublocade shot to excite and release the medication into the blood stream to induce an immediate high.

We watched our friend in rehab sub rub his Buddha belly over FaceTime and get lit af.

by whokilleddelaware January 27, 2024