Renada

A hair stylist with attitude!

Boy the renada did a number on your nails!

by cousin pol February 3, 2010

readymade

People that just function and feel sorry for themselves and do not know how to really live and enjoy They usually zorb and have no concrete ideas of what life is about,You can find one just staring straight ahead waiting in lines and not communicating with anyone.

Paul and Jen are standing in line just like a readymade.

by dadoodle November 10, 2007

Read Rage

When someone continues reading the next paragraph in a hurry to prevent the next person from reading. Usually when a group is reading together.

John: "And that's what started the Civil War."
Chase: *Deep breath before reading*
John: "But we can further analyze the incident with..."
Chase: Wow John has read rage.

by SpinBang March 8, 2007

Read all about it

When someone is being not just extra, but " EXTRA EXRTA" dramatic about a situation.

You need to calm down Keri, you are being so "Read all about it"

by SirK1784 April 24, 2019

North Reading

1.Town of complete fucking dominance, everyone is fucking boss, and sports is the best. No one takes any shit, especially from the assholes in Lynnfield. Not to be mistaken with the most fucking awesome place evar.

2. Town controlled by shitty schools. nuff said

Oh wow I wana live in North Reading its so fucking awesome.

Wow I hope our town isnt like North Reading schools.

by Jizz McLongballs March 3, 2011

ready to blow

(adj.) Ready to explode.

(adj.) A woman with her mouth open, preferably on her knees.

The bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i could watch TV. I was pissed, ready to blow pissed. It was at this time I noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so I pacified her with an erect cock. Shut her yapping for a while.

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

bulgarian lip reading

Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!

Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?

Wife :- yes darling

Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!

by The clit tickler October 18, 2013