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Redneck American Princess

A woman from the rural United States, with the greatest prevalence being in the South and Deep South.

The Redneck American Princess (or “Rap”) is characterized by a jarring combination of arrogance and profound timidity. She oftentimes suffers from having been one of the most attractive women in her hometown high school, but not having the looks or sophistication to thrive anywhere outside of the tri-county area. A traditionalist of convenience, she will alternate between overwhelming unpleasantness (“sassiness”) and a fainting-couch femininity that demands her boyfriend/husband/brother/father or any other man in proximity resolve all her problems, preferably without her having to ask. The latter is oftentimes the product of an extreme daddy’s-little-girl mentality that remains with the Rap until she dies of old age or develops dementia so profound that she forgets she ever had a father.

The Rap is particularly eager to start fights between men and finds the thought of one (or more) of them dying to preserve her honor to be overwhelmingly attractive. The Rap may marry, but she is unlikely to remain that way—a result of her demanding disposition. Unfortunately, she has no close female friends to which she can turn when her LTRs end. Ordinary women tire of her constant self-pity, and other Raps are too busy indulging in their own star-crossed view of life to offer more than a passing sympathy mixed with a brutal competitiveness as to who has suffered more.
MAN: I saw Tiffany Jo Anne down by gas station the other day. Both her boyfriends were beating each other with tire irons and cans of diesel. Seems like wherever she goes, trouble follows.

WOMAN: Y’all don’t know a Rap (Redneck American Princess) when you seen one?
by Infrequent Writer April 21, 2020
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Redneck Retirement Plan

buying cars, different metals or other junk and hoarding it to sell at a later date
"did you see that massive wire of copper lying there, i'm gonna go grab it for my redneck retirement plan"
by Ldngeezer July 25, 2023
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top shelf redneck

A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.
He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
by anonymous February 4, 2023
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Redneck double snappleback

The action describing When you are having sex with a thick thot and you're about to cum, so you fake it by spitting on her back, when she then turns around, proceed to throat fuck and punch her in her ugly ass face, so sperm and blood squirts out her nostrils.
Damnnn i got a 10 year sentence after giving that child a Redneck double snappleback
by SLÆNGET February 21, 2020
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redneck grape vine

Where Country boys find out where the Boys will be drinking
City Slicker- Yo Man where are we drinking tonight?
Man- Brother the redneck grape vine told gave me a place

City Slicker- who’s the red neck grape vine

Man- Go home you City Boys this is the Stix
by KuntryBoy6910 June 13, 2018
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Long Island Redneck

A racially ignorant idiot, who has no experience with black people or any minority in America. Usually people believe rednecks are only found down south, but a redneck is technically someone who has no experience with anyone who is not them
by Thepussymaster March 21, 2017
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Redneck Rearview Camera

When your buddy is ridding on the back of your four-wheeler and alerts you that there is something behind you when you are backing up.
(While four-wheeler/truck is in reverse)
"I missed that tree thanks to Sean, my Redneck Rearview Camera."
by Southerngntlman November 9, 2009
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