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Reality

If you think you have a solid grasp on it; you haven't thought about it enough. Just ask a Dr.
Iam "Reality is disturbing man..."

Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"

Iam "Stop...."

Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."

Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."

Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."

Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
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reality-breaker

someone you hate very vividly to the point where they ruin your perspective of reality
"Screw you brick, you reality-breaker!" brick then replies to shaun "what."
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Realslimjaybea

"Realslimjaybea has a huge dkck"
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Reality

A system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.
Hym "If religion is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.... And it was created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And reality is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws... That would suggest that reality was also created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And humans can't create reality... But reality exists.... And the very concept of 'causality' requires it's existence to have a cause... Then that would mean...."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
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realization

realization: The name of a new board game. Do not worry. "They" will totally screw up that game, too. Not to be confused with an "aha! moment...otherwise known as a heuristic moment. Booyahh.
Hey! Busters! Have you heard of the new game called Realization? Yah, lol, "me neither".
by MonkeySees July 30, 2022
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Reality is a mean person reality loves to hard she will get on your nerves
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