Potato Relativity Theorem

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.

Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.

by Yubashiri December 16, 2016

tree-related benefit

An advantage or positive side effect that comes about due to a tree.

Shade, cleaner air and fresh maple syrup are just some of the many tree-related benefits to living in northern Vermont.

by Rook JF February 19, 2017

Mixed relationship

A relationship between two people who aren't the same race. Usually between a caucasian person and a non-white person.

Supriya: Oh I love you Liam! You're such a cutie, baby
Liam: Awe Supriya, I love you too and I'm so happy I'm your boyfriend
Jose: This is such an adorable mixed relationship

by supriiiii June 11, 2017

Ghost Relationship

A Ghost Relationship is a relationship or bond that one individual rejects any or all activities with the other.

My girlfriend always rejected my offering of hangout and gives me a excuse on why she can't come see me. "Ghost Relationship"

by Zangetsu_100 August 11, 2017

Sad Relationship Hours

Sad relationship hours is the time from 8:30 to 11:30 pm. Any nigga can talk about their relationships freely without being judged. It can be any type of relationship too, sexual, romantic, family, etc. You can talk about things people have done wrong to you or what you’d like to make happen in the relationship. Vent to yo gals/guys/nonbios/etc, about whats happening. It’s like sad nigga hours, but for something that hurts you more.

Girl I talked about my friend relationship with Tasha the whole time during Sad Relationship Hours..

by CantFindADamnSnack October 5, 2017

Diet Relationship

Typically derogatory, a diet relationship has one or both parties only interested in short-term, casual interactions; no strings attached, no accountability, and no responsibility, but still wants to label it as a relationship.

Coined in the Pacific Northwest, it has quickly spread among the Seattle hip-hop community and Tacoma party scene.

I'm not some floozy - I don't want a diet relationship with you!

by ExcelsiorSeer November 9, 2017

Harrison Relationship

It’s where a man and woman. Or two women or two men are in a relationship and don’t bother to cheat on each other. It’s from a roleplay where George Harrison and someone would not cheat

Ally and Michael have a Harrison Relationship

by SpencerT June 5, 2018