Having your girlfriend/partner ready and all dressed up to go out, then turning her on and getting her to undress again with minimal effort.
My girlfriend came to pick me up for work, I was naked. She jumped me.. "achievement unlocked: ready to go"
by Dagr84 August 20, 2012
Get the Achievement unlocked: Ready to Go mug.When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.
by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008
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A ham radio operator tunes her radio to a frequency frequented by other hams, usually people she knows. She can listen in on their QSO without them knowing it.
"So I was *ahem* reading the mail this morning on 2 meters..."
"So I was *ahem* reading the mail this morning on 2 meters..."
by rubberbiscuit August 11, 2009
Get the reading the mail mug.Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.
These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s
These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s
Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"
by pwbcallday June 7, 2010
Get the Reading Wankers mug.1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.
1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."
by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004
Get the free reading mug.Morning Ready- To get Morning ready is to get ready for the day, to brush teeth and brush hair, get dressed, do make up, wash face. Its a quick way to say that your doing your morning ritual but its spelt corectly.
WARNING: CANNOT BE USED LIKE MR ( M-orning R-eady ) or any shorts like that.
WARNING: CANNOT BE USED LIKE MR ( M-orning R-eady ) or any shorts like that.
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Cool Cat says:
Hey i'll be right back
Steve says: Okay where are you going
Cool Cat says: Just getting Morning ready :D
Steve says says: KK
Cool Cat says:
Hey i'll be right back
Steve says: Okay where are you going
Cool Cat says: Just getting Morning ready :D
Steve says says: KK
by agatha hildenburg July 16, 2008
Get the Morning Ready mug.In BDSM, D/s code phrase for, "Are you in your role?" A Dominant will ask his submissive this just before a scene. If the sub needs a few minutes more, this is the time for him/her to mention it. If the sub's answer "Yes, Sir/Mistress" then the scene is on.
Dom: "I'm coming by in 20 minutes with a friend. Same as last time: take your top off; on your knees; him first, then me. Do not speak unless you're spoken to. Are you ready?"
sub: "Oh, YES, Sir!"
sub: "Oh, YES, Sir!"
by R&Rslut March 14, 2008
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