Dead Man’s Promise

When it’s time to die, you fulfill the Dead Man’s Promise.

Hey what happened to gramps?

He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.

Does that mean I get to keep his life savings

by DeadManDeadManWhereDidYouGo? April 4, 2021

promiscuous

being sexually active at a young age

patrick hill is promiscuous

by sexyminx November 13, 2003

promophobe

A person who has an anxiety disorder aimed towards promotional use such as flyers, commercials, and public announcements.

Rodney-Ahhh!!! No!!.... turn that commercial off!!!

Angel-Seriously, Mike turn it off he's a promophobe !!!

Mike-Alright?

by P-Meizer May 5, 2010

Prompto

this is not a word. Pronto definition promptly; quickly.

Prompto, just no, Pronto is the correct word you are looking for

by Davecortes July 1, 2020

Paus promise

A type of promise that never gets fulfilled because someone is so busy that he/she either forgets about it or doesn't get around to carrying it out.

"You didn't email him? You said that you would take care of it yesterday."
"Sorry. I had three problem sets and a research meeting. I'll take care of it tomorrow."
"That's a Paus promise, ya big fag."

by bligblag April 16, 2007

Pinkie Promise

a sworn oath to another person and if broken, the pinkie is cut off.

Pinkie promise me you wont do it again.

i promise
alright if you break it that piggy is mine.

by little duck January 26, 2016

Pinky Promise

A sacred vow that transcends all fake promising rules (ex: crossing fingers). This is a serious deal that is of the upmost importance.

Guy 1: Hey bro, pinky promise me you won’t tell anyone who I like.

Guy 2: Yeah bro of course.

Guy 2 will be sacrificed to the pinky promise gods if breaks this sacred agreement.

by jg17 May 10, 2021