dirty emmit poon

A gross,disgusting, but tasty emmit vagina that is known to devour humans whole.

-watch out for the dirty emitt!!!!!!!!!!!

by Nathan January 15, 2004

poon slayer

A very short, but irresistible man, who usually likes to cuddle.

I may be small, but I'm a poon slayer.

by aishawithaneye October 28, 2022

K poon

this is a move invented in the town of gisborne. This is when you take a shit on the toilet seat instead of the bowl

Adam connolly did a k poon while doing pushups

by Adam connolly May 21, 2009

Anti-poon Syndrome

When one plays soo many hours a day of video games their voice sounds like that of a dying cat. If diagnosed with APS your symptoms include no friends outside xbox live, creaming ones pants when you are bumpped by a girl, and no girls will talk to you because you sound and dress like a faggot.

"Well the orange box is from more inferior than you yourself." one with Anti-poon Syndrome would quote the orange box or bioshock

by Gooch Gore May 8, 2008

Pine Top Poon

This is when you are on trip or vacation and you get some poon from a local

Man I was on vacation looking for some "Pine Top Poon", I havent bagged one in a day or 2.

by HollaBak2009 January 20, 2009

Poon Skin Hat

The act of sticking ones cranium in a females vaginal opening

Dude you've got dried blood on your forehead.
Naw I wore my girlfriend like a poon skin hat last night

by Original Two May 15, 2014

poon tang poisoning

A disease that you contract sexually; like AIDS HIV

Yo man that hoe gave me that poon tang poisoning

by mrkdon8 December 29, 2013