A dessert made out of blend up avocado almond milk and honey.It originated from Vietnam but got its hype from Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae.
You should add maple syrup instead of honey because the avocado pudding taste so much better with it.
by By watamisuppousetarite August 29, 2020
by The8 October 04, 2015
An Iconic character from Robot Chicken (on the network Adult Swim).
Quotes:
“Blam! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding!”
"This tastes like moose dick! I gotta go home; some asshole tried to kill me, so that asshole is gonna get my boot up his asshole."
"What's up, fucknuts? Damn, I haven't seen this much white hair since Steve Martin sucked Leslie Nielsen's dick - allegedly."
"One more lie outta that shit-nozzle you call a mouth, and I'll leave a boot print in your front butt!"
"Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls into your fat-ass wife's cigar cutter, you quibbling bowl of pickle dicks!"
Quotes:
“Blam! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding!”
"This tastes like moose dick! I gotta go home; some asshole tried to kill me, so that asshole is gonna get my boot up his asshole."
"What's up, fucknuts? Damn, I haven't seen this much white hair since Steve Martin sucked Leslie Nielsen's dick - allegedly."
"One more lie outta that shit-nozzle you call a mouth, and I'll leave a boot print in your front butt!"
"Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls into your fat-ass wife's cigar cutter, you quibbling bowl of pickle dicks!"
by JessimoRW January 30, 2024
He had royal pudding for breakfast
by Jackson Looney March 06, 2017
random guy: bro are you gonna eat that yorkshire pudding?
guy 2: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? of course i’m gonna eat it, you dumbass.
random guy: sorry i-
guy 2: *slaps* DON’T EVER TRY AND STEAL THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING AGAIN! disrespectful
guy 2: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? of course i’m gonna eat it, you dumbass.
random guy: sorry i-
guy 2: *slaps* DON’T EVER TRY AND STEAL THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING AGAIN! disrespectful
by textinglikeevie October 29, 2019
What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.
They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.
by swellsoundsthatkill April 12, 2022
when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.
"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"
by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022