dirty emmit poon

A gross,disgusting, but tasty emmit vagina that is known to devour humans whole.
-watch out for the dirty emitt!!!!!!!!!!!
by Nathan January 15, 2004
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K poon

this is a move invented in the town of gisborne. This is when you take a shit on the toilet seat instead of the bowl
Adam connolly did a k poon while doing pushups
by Adam connolly May 21, 2009
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poon slayer

A very short, but irresistible man, who usually likes to cuddle.
I may be small, but I'm a poon slayer.
by aishawithaneye October 28, 2022
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Anti-poon Syndrome

When one plays soo many hours a day of video games their voice sounds like that of a dying cat. If diagnosed with APS your symptoms include no friends outside xbox live, creaming ones pants when you are bumpped by a girl, and no girls will talk to you because you sound and dress like a faggot.
"Well the orange box is from more inferior than you yourself." one with Anti-poon Syndrome would quote the orange box or bioshock
by Gooch Gore April 24, 2008
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Pine Top Poon

This is when you are on trip or vacation and you get some poon from a local
Man I was on vacation looking for some "Pine Top Poon", I havent bagged one in a day or 2.
by HollaBak2009 October 09, 2008
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Poon dem ting

They come from the monotheistic religion, founded in the Punjab c1500. Usually come from India Punjab. Call themselves punjabi. They have very bad body odor blended with onions. You can find loads of them at local colleges such as Sheridan.
Yo, It's a Poon dem ting Dawg.

Yo I see a fuckin poon coming my way.
by Cannypunjabda October 31, 2017
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Nick’s Mom’s Poon

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.
Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!
by yumspoiledmilk June 10, 2019
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