Smurf Poo

Plain and simple, 'Blu Tack'.

office clerk:"could you pass me the Smurf Poo please?, i need to stick some pictures to the wall."
colleague:"sure!, here you go"

by Skinuss May 18, 2008

poo diddler

one who diddles poo; the art/andor/act of diddling ones poo

Sam! You poo diddler!

by LA.J December 16, 2008

pussy poo

Vaginal Discharge

I can’t go commando with all this pussy poo!

by HenDo915 August 10, 2018

Tandem poo

We two people poo into one receptical simultaneously.

Me and my girlfriend just had our first tandem poo. It was more emotional then sex.

by the grumpy nipple doctor March 11, 2012

Poo Dawg

The main ingredient in a Poo Dawg Milkshake. A flavorful, earthy, nutty, rich taste that pairs well with jellyfish, cheesecake, and Rumple Minze.

The woman, clearly pissed off at her boyfriend for butt-fucking her husband behind her back and in their marital bed, dumped her poo dawg milk shake over both men's head.

by Kah-Kah Bum December 5, 2018

poo dollar

The art of wipping ones rear end after defication with a dollar bill in a public place. The one dollar note is then folded, crumpled, and/or placed face down in a public place with the aim that someone else will pick it up and get feces on them or their person.

Oh snap thats shit on that dollar bill, someone left me a poo dollar.

by Gavin F October 3, 2006

poo bat

When the strength of an aroma post shit is so overwhelming its effect is similar to being smashed in the head with a large object. i.e. the poo bat.

I went into the toilet after Peter had a shit and was smashed in the face with the poo bat

by techno84 August 23, 2007