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French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.
Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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Snow Patrol

The shittest band in the history of the world who got famous by playing the shittiest 3 chord progressions ever written.
If you listen to Snow Patrol you are a douche.
by Necromancer666 March 18, 2009
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luka petrovic

A dick who only loves tasty penguin pussy.
Luka petrovic you love the taste of penguin puss.
by Incantation139 November 15, 2017
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Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team

A Formula 1 Team that used to be good until Adrian Newey made a beast of a copy-and-paste car of Red Bull Racing and made a trauma-dumping Dutchman (aka Max Verstappen) drive it, which in turn caused everyone watching F1 to hear the fucking dutch national anthem throughout the year and made the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team into Williams Racing.
the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team is causing hell
by jaycxle. June 13, 2023
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Pedrogasim

1) A Person Who Yells Shut Up and waves his hands in a wavering motion for a really long time.

2)A Person Who Usually Falls Down The Bus Aile and yells oh shit because you told them to.

3)A Really Gay Guy Who thinks he/she is so cool but really he is a cum slut and dosent know what a cum slut is or a bonner or a 8==D

4)Some1 who is horny most of the tiime because the only girlfriend they have ever had was in "Texas" ((:

5) Some1 who likes to get near yer face because it is the closest they have ever been to a "girls face"

6)You can find him with BUBBA.! and he will be dropping the soap
Dude:Wow..Your such a fucken pedrogasim.!

Guy:DAMN..! You just got pwned..by yer mom

guy2:Stfu yew penny dropper..
by Pwned By Yer Mom November 4, 2009
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Pedro

Pedro is the biggest player out there. He is so desperate that he will date the same girl over and over. Also the most retarded person out there. If you have a Pedro in your life. You better be careful.
Pedro is the biggest player out and I would watch out.
by Ywhdkwm May 4, 2018
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Pedro

Don Pedro is a fat pig at heart! Eats way too much for the belly to handle.
by Koko polo May 15, 2019
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