Revenue collection officer

The difference between a police officer and an asshole who was bullied throw out school so they have to take it out on society.

Look at that {revenue collection officer} hiding way back there with no lights on. The work he does gets the real offenders. Why arrest drug dealers and rapist when you can ticket Someone whose simply driving a faster louder better car.

by The real true story June 30, 2017

oath of office

suck my dick

thats the oath of office of my twat

by Mattchan123 October 22, 2017

Pack his office

Fuck a dude in the butt

How was your night ? it was long he let me pack his office

by garant247 January 14, 2018

Green Tea official

The cool band that has three members that play covers and originals like “look up more” and “what a joke”

Have you heard Green Tea Official’s new song

by MooseKing February 9, 2019

fun prevention officer

A person, usually a significant other, who is often seen as the quasher of fun during what should be a fun day or night out.

Often referred to as an FPO.

I would be keen to go to this event and more than happy to leave the “Fun Prevention Officer” at home!

by bananacrisp April 13, 2019

No Shave November official rules

Rule 1: no shaving for a whole month(Nov)
Rule : no trimming

The only time it is allowed is if there is a design that was there on oct 31, but cannot shave design
Can shave if you could not shave on oct 31 but have to shave on nov 1 and go till dec 1

Her: what are the rules of “No Shave November?”
Him: go look up No Shave November official rules

by Toolman69 November 1, 2019

beverage dissemination officer

Fancy word for bartender

I am a Beverage Dissemination Officer for a living.

by Merry Dankmas October 20, 2020