by Bobalingo April 05, 2024
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 08, 2023
1.if someone with a mc last name
(e.g. McDonald)owns someone.
other mc-owns words
2.mc-owning
3.mc-ownage
3.mc-owns - some one with a mc last names nickname
(e.g. McDonald)owns someone.
other mc-owns words
2.mc-owning
3.mc-ownage
3.mc-owns - some one with a mc last names nickname
1.you just got mc-owned
2. you gonna get some mc-owning
3. total mc-ownage!!!
4. whats going on mc-owns
2. you gonna get some mc-owning
3. total mc-ownage!!!
4. whats going on mc-owns
by mc-owns July 11, 2008
There are only 2 genders, you can't be anything else. I don't care if you sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter it doesn't count.
"I don't fit in the two genders, I'm in a gender of my own"
"No you're not, you either have a dick or you have a pussy, there is no in between."
"No you're not, you either have a dick or you have a pussy, there is no in between."
by GroovyReater4 January 23, 2017
If you are a Guinea rooter that’s stuck in a pint glass that’s fine mate !! You run your own race champion!!!
by The biggest deck from corlette July 08, 2023
The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.
Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"
by nestorcheese April 21, 2016
neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
by human i think February 04, 2023