for everyone who makes fun of emo people every fu*king day, this holiday is for you. this holiday is so you can talk to us nicely and hear why we have such a bad time in this world. listen to us and maybe you'll stop being such a dick, and be our friend instead
by CRIMSON _WOLF January 08, 2018
On June 29th it is national blowjob day
by Vrovro June 24, 2017
National Orgasm Society Scientifically Based Categories, #1
Al & Tipper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Goregasm
Barely happened - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boredgasm
Blue Collar - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Poorgasm
During foreplay - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Foregasm
From Masturbation - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Just Yourgasm
In a rowboat - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Oargasm
In brand new home, BEFORE you move in - - - - - - Floorgasm
Just before leaving - - - - - - - - - - - Out the Doorgasm
On the Internet - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Porngasm
One you had to pay for - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Whoregasm
Penis covered with chocolate syrup, marshmallow creme and Graham Cracker crumbs, subjected to a blowjob - - Smoregasm
Too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Soregasm
Trying out the vibrator at the Adult Bookstore - -Storegasm
20s & 30s - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Moregasm
Very brief - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Micro Orgasm
Way too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Toregasm
Wetdream - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Snoregasm
When YOU are a prostitute - - - - - - - - - - - - Choregasm
While flying - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Soargasm
With a cop - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boargasm
With someone you just met at the bar - - - - - - Scoregasm
With the Quadruplets - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fourgasm
With your freshly deceased spouse - - - - - - - - Mourngasm
Al & Tipper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Goregasm
Barely happened - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boredgasm
Blue Collar - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Poorgasm
During foreplay - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Foregasm
From Masturbation - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Just Yourgasm
In a rowboat - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Oargasm
In brand new home, BEFORE you move in - - - - - - Floorgasm
Just before leaving - - - - - - - - - - - Out the Doorgasm
On the Internet - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Porngasm
One you had to pay for - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Whoregasm
Penis covered with chocolate syrup, marshmallow creme and Graham Cracker crumbs, subjected to a blowjob - - Smoregasm
Too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Soregasm
Trying out the vibrator at the Adult Bookstore - -Storegasm
20s & 30s - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Moregasm
Very brief - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Micro Orgasm
Way too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Toregasm
Wetdream - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Snoregasm
When YOU are a prostitute - - - - - - - - - - - - Choregasm
While flying - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Soargasm
With a cop - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boargasm
With someone you just met at the bar - - - - - - Scoregasm
With the Quadruplets - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fourgasm
With your freshly deceased spouse - - - - - - - - Mourngasm
by Jack Bozdog July 01, 2006
Guy 1: Yo what day is it today?
Guy 2: August 1st gang
Guy 1: Oh sh*t it’s National Hoodville Day! TB4L on everything
Guy 2: August 1st gang
Guy 1: Oh sh*t it’s National Hoodville Day! TB4L on everything
by HandsomeKiller August 01, 2021
joey was puerto rican in 8th grade, dominican in 9th, cuban in 10th, columbian in 11th, and brazilian in 12th. joey is really white and chinese, he got multiple nationality disorder
by giveyouthetruth November 21, 2010
national alexa day is a day to celebrate all people named alexa. this day is celebrated on november 14th.
on this special day, we thank all alexa’s for being so brave after hearing “alexa play despacito” about a million times.
on this special day, we thank all alexa’s for being so brave after hearing “alexa play despacito” about a million times.
by Alexa fart October 27, 2019
January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!
"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"
by anonymousunknown11 November 18, 2021