Michigan DewBanks

A sexual act involving the use of a spoon to remove fecal matter from the receiver's sphincter. the feces is then put in the mouth and the partners proceed to make out. The feces is then removed from the mouth and used for vaginal intercourse lubrication.

Claymores: oh baby, i'ma Michigan DewBanks you till the sun comes up!

Ahsila: Do you have a spoon?

by Mr. Sef January 11, 2008

michi

Used to describe someone short and who smells like cabbage.

Look at her, she's so michi!

by AJ January 23, 2004

Michigan Mudbucket

Take a rich ass shit in a bucket, then make the girl get in doggy style, and put the bucket in front of her and make her put her face in the bucket while you fuck her from behind.

Holy Shit Goober, i gave that slut last night the stinkiest Michigan Mudbucket ever, she smelled shit for a week!!!

by Scott Gillman May 24, 2009

michiah

A fun girl. She has a unique type of style she can be nean at some points she is always creative everybody she is around cant stop laughing she is amazingly funny. The guys get kinda scared to tall to her like they like her.

Hey my name is Michiah

by Cherry6 May 25, 2016

Michigan downsizer

When a woman binds a man to a bed completely nude, she excites the man to full erection of the penis. She places a blindfold over his eyes. Using her tube of red lipstick, draws concentric circles to create a target using his tip as the center. She proceeds to downsize his penis by ferociously beating the tip of his dick.

Dave: Hey Carl I forgot, how big is your penis?

Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.

Dave: What do you mean 'now?'

Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.

by icypoler55 October 8, 2011

Michigan

A very shitty state where people cannot drive, park, think, and are just dumb af. (They have a blinking yellow and res light wtf) Michigan people are typically jealous of Ohioans because Ohio is an awesome state and full of people that know how to drive.

Michigan is the worst state ever. If I had a dime for every time a Michigan person parked over the damn lines I would be richer than Donald trump

by Brisk snow June 9, 2018

Michigan Sailboat

A sexual maneuver where one goes to the corner of the room and does handstand push-ups whilst someone else sodomizes a six-year-old.

Me and my boy Oscar Pendleton totally Michigan sailboated last night with his little cousin.

by marblegoggles August 23, 2010