Mr. Douchebag

You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"

Hey Mr. Douchebag, we all agree that , YOU are a DUMBASS, why can't you SEE that?

by Ebic_Duk June 24, 2022

Zog, Mr.

The world's preeminent manufacturer of surfboard wax, best known for his Sex Wax brand.

Before we hit the beach, I need to stop at the surf shop and pick up some Mr. Zog's for my board.

by eric h July 23, 2004

mrs apprahamian

A pregnant BITCH!!

Damn is Mrs Apprahamian a bitch. I want to punch her stomach and make the baby suck my dry

by Nick bartlett May 14, 2015

Mr. Leaky

A 500 pound teacher that has a delicacy in his grand canyon sized crack. His delicacy is like a fried piece of butter, crunchy and gooey in the inside with puss oozing out of it.

I saw Mr. Leakys delicacy when he stud up in the class and bent over to help a student.

by carjame April 20, 2022

Mr Crowell

A Pussy ass white boy teacher who thinks he's all that. Who fucks students and teachers and there's nothing you can do. Cause the police are neo nazi basterds.

I want down to angleton looking to get blazed and got caught by Pussyass Mr Crowell . I'll shove my size 12 boot up his ass if he catches me again.

by Youngthug101 January 20, 2017

Mr Penguin

Mr penguin is a very famous penguin. He loves to eat fish and cheese. He makes very funny youtube videos by the username coolpersonsoOMG
He is is a billion air! and has been penguin prime minister!

Mr penguin is so cool

by Professional Ubraner June 18, 2017

Mrs. Smartybitch

What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.

Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...

by KU$H August 6, 2010