Crow's mile

The walk of the condemned to the place of his execution.

"That blood is being executed, he'll walk the crow's mile from his cell to the gallows at dawn."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

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condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

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Miles

Sexiest person alive . Awesome kisser and always there for you . He his smart and put other people before himself.He is the best boyfriend in the entire world . And great in the bed

Dang look at that hot dude

Bro that is miles

by Puppylover434 November 29, 2019

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Miles

One word... Glasses. Is he a nerd? Sure, but we love him for all of his curves (although he's skinny ;)). He says he has a six-inch, but how should I know? Hes Mormon by the way.

Actual quote from miles: "When it's soft it goes left, when it's hard it goes right".

by LittleKidLover(CJ)123 February 2, 2022

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