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Goron-milked

The act of grabbing your partners extremity of choice and tugging, pulling, and/or handling it in an attempt to, or make a mock gesture of, extracting milk from said extremity. This action is performed while both (or all) participants make glottal grunting noises similar to the Gorons encountered in early 3D Legend of Zelda games such as Majora's Mask & The Ocarina of Time.
Whoever goron-milked my sister is catching overhands like double cheese burgers
by WheezyAnus May 13, 2025
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Getting Mucked

Two men or a group of men getting drunk, then having anal sex
We planned on getting mucked after the bar
by Jayson870 September 16, 2025
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The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces
"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"
by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025
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No-Mickey

“No Mickey” is a phrase when an event is occurring and the main individual/ person has not or does not arrive. I.e the lack of presence of the main person.
I was at bobs birthday party, but it was a No-Mickey
by ItsKingus October 1, 2025
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fat mickey

“…gently take your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth…”
by fmickey69 October 12, 2025
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stay home to the mickey

by sareta September 21, 2017
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göra-en-micke

To pass on lunch with your co-workers and instead go with other imaginary friends.
Are you joining us for lunch today?
No, I'm gonna "göra-en-micke"
by notreallypseudo January 25, 2019
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