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he is awesome undefeatable super awesome better than Biden better than Tj/Thomas Jefferson and makes jacobs look decently cool when you see a Matthew you will never forget it
Wow did you see Matthew He is better in real life than on Tv
MATTHEW by mnbvcddfghjk March 9, 2022
A name given to a person with a particularly large cock
Matthew is the best name
Matthew is the type of guy who would act like he’s such a tough person but he’s really such a nice person. He’s one of the best people you'll ever meet. He listens to you, he makes you laugh whenever something’s wrong or just to see you smile, and treats you like you’re the only person he’s ever seen. He’s the guy that you would have a crush on for years and never get over it. You’d never meet anyone else like him and it sucks because he would be your favorite person out of everyone else in this world.

- sabrina <3
if you ever meet a Matthew, don’t loose them. tell them how much they mean to you.
Matthew by sabrina536 March 18, 2022
That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget
Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t
Matthew by :D)) April 6, 2022
That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget
Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t
Matthew by :D)) April 6, 2022