MATTHEW 

he is awesome undefeatable super awesome better than Biden better than Tj/Thomas Jefferson and makes jacobs look decently cool when you see a Matthew you will never forget it

Wow did you see Matthew He is better in real life than on Tv

MATTHEW by mnbvcddfghjk March 9, 2022

Matthew 

A name given to a person with a particularly large cock

Matthew is the best name

Matthew by Matthew , get it ???? March 17, 2022

Matthew 

Matthew is the type of guy who would act like he’s such a tough person but he’s really such a nice person. He’s one of the best people you'll ever meet. He listens to you, he makes you laugh whenever something’s wrong or just to see you smile, and treats you like you’re the only person he’s ever seen. He’s the guy that you would have a crush on for years and never get over it. You’d never meet anyone else like him and it sucks because he would be your favorite person out of everyone else in this world.

- sabrina <3

if you ever meet a Matthew, don’t loose them. tell them how much they mean to you.

Matthew by sabrina536 March 18, 2022

Matthew 

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget

Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t

Matthew by :D)) April 6, 2022

Matthew 

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget

Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t

Matthew by :D)) April 6, 2022

Matthew 

Literally the best person ever, i love him so much.

I want to fuck MATTHEW

Matthew by duskm3 April 7, 2022

Matthew 

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.

-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)

Matthew by Mestopesto April 7, 2022