Matthew Schweitzer

A Very hot guy with an amazing personality. He is athletic, but loves to spend a lot of his time playing video games. He treats his girlfriend like a princess and is what every girl looks for in a guy. He is weird but is also very funny!

Damn Matthew Schweitzer is hot.

by ILoveYou3269 February 26, 2013

is matthew gay

NO HE LOVES WOMEN HE LOVES ANIME TIDDES

GIRL 1: IS MATTHEW GAY
GIRL 2: *PULLS OUT 12 GAUGE*

by defo not matteo January 28, 2021

Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020

Matthew Heba

A super short kid, usually not good looking

"Hey, did you see that guy over there? He's a total Matthew Heba!" "OMG gross!"

by okokalrigh July 28, 2018

Matthew Mcconaugay

Male! A beach bum who does NOT shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. He usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.

Jackie: Hey playa did you see that total Matthew Mcconaugay... that was a dingy mofo!

Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho

Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on

Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!

by Kyndel and Jah'kay March 4, 2010

Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh

Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.

by longschlong79 August 24, 2021

Matthew White

Some one who is astonishley handsome, has the gift of an abundance of body hair, as well as a body of a god. Eyes are so mezmorizing, and a smile that would charm a rattlesnake. If their middle name is Ronald they are especially unique and holy. Most are immortal. If you have a Matthew White in your life, don't take it for granted.

Dayyum, is that a Matthew White? Imma being gettin with that later.

OMG it is Matthew White out here! It's like 104 degrees.

by tbagsit November 25, 2013