Maria Almeida

Most known for being the most random girl god created, Maria Almeida is a girl your friends are jealous of.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.

boy1: Yesterday i met the most random girl yet, but she seemed pretty cool, talked about Sebo de Gamer.
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))

by Simplório March 19, 2021

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Tia Maria

“The Mexican Martha Stewart” famous for her Salsa, crafts and interior design. Rose to fame on Instagram. Know for her defined Latin curves and raza lifestyle.

Tia Maria is the Mexican Martha Stewart

by Rojo Grande August 24, 2020

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Maria Dolores

She is a nymphomaniac.

Maria Dolores has a big booty

by joshuanina November 22, 2021

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Maria luisa

Despite she is a nun she is a hot milf with curly hair. She has such an amazing bunda. She is a skinny af but has a good sexy waist. She usually likes to read the bible while she is having the best sex of her life. At the first moment she doesn't like to open his mouth but with time she would learn to enjoy the good things of life.

Look at that nun topless, she is such a Maria Luisa.

by 123ahdkwkq June 21, 2022

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Maria Sol

Prableen’s best friend

The best person you will ever meet

Hottest person alive

I have met her she is Maria Sol

by Prabs December 6, 2021

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Maria

Maria is a sweet and caring person, who'll always manage to make you laugh. Despite that, she can defend herself and those around her, when needed. If you've got a Maria in your life, hold on to her as much as you can, 'cause there are few people with that level of greatness on the plenet.
Also, she's a dork.

I love my friend Maria and her cat Philya.
Me and Maria adore musicals.

by KatushaPerochinyNozik November 30, 2021

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