march 3rd

March 3rd is national dumbass day. Don't forget to celebrate!

Person 1: Hey happy march 3rd.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: national dumbass day!

by m o f o March 3, 2020

Muff March

In response to Moustache March, women have decided to not shave their cooter for the month of March.

Sandy will be participating in Muff March this year since her boyfriend is growing a creepy mustache.

by ilovemilo March 24, 2009

March 10

March 10 is the day you have to tell your crush you like them

Person 1: are you going to tell your crush you like them

Person 2: no

Person 1: but it is March 10
Person 2 fine

by Who. Cares March 10, 2020

march madness

celebrating after Fap Free Feb.

jerking off as much as you can

Danny: hows your march madness going so far?

Brian: im upto 47

by thisisdudu March 11, 2010

March 25

Is grab a dick day

Oh its March 25th its grab a dick day

by Momma dicksy February 7, 2020

31 march

31 march innersloth will release airship map for among us.

31 march is a special day.

by Impostor (sus) March 21, 2021

The Marching Band

Where 3 or more guys line up and perform Rusty Trombones on one another.

When asked why all the guys were motor-boating each others' assholes, they proclaimed they were lining up for The Marching Band practice.

by CarnieHandJob August 13, 2014