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Madison Glover'ed

To be Madison Glover'ed, is to be set up on a blind date with an ugly chick. A chick who is so ugly, you wouldn't consider even taking one for the team.
While it has become a popular household phrase across the Nation, it originated in Boise,ID by a native local. He coined the term after seeing the face of His blind date,Madison. To His dismay, the chick was Dog Faced Ugly. A real Garbage Can looking broad.
So scary in fact, Legend has it, His screams were heard as far as Caldwell,ID
Hey Brandon B. my ol' lady said she has a friend she wants you to meet. We should all grab some drinks!

"No thanks Pal! Last time I did that, I got

Madison Glover'ed"
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madison pasache

a weird purple thrasher shirt wearin simp, looks like darla from finding nemo

is kinda gay ngl
looks like barney the purple dino
laughs w her mouth open but no sound comes out kinda weird
"not turning out how i want to"
girl: who is that ariel is hanging out w
other girl: thats madison pasache shes a simp
by buttandbum January 3, 2020
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Madison

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by Bob the kills October 9, 2018
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Madison West

oh you go to east high school? watched out for madison west, she a whole NOOB THOT!
by quailegg November 4, 2018
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Madison

A Gen Z “Karen”; impressed with herself and expects everyone else to be, too. Acts entitled 24/7. Will throw a crying fit when she doesn’t get her own way or has to face the consequences of her own actions. Doesn’t fit in any specific group, but may be that one acquaintance everyone knows but doesn’t want to invite to parties. Loves the neutrals and is scared of colors, while hauling around a Stanley tumbler, wearing a mass produced shirt from Amazon with faux Lululemon athletic pants (no gym membership necessary, these girlies don’t like to sweat!) Loves to post multiple selfies/videos/reels daily (never anything of substance or different than the days before)
Friend 1: Oh god, there’s that girl from our college that works at the gelato shop. She will hold us hostage, wanting to talk about herself forever if we let let her see us.

Friend 2: She’s such a Madison! She was crying about someone she thought was being mildly inconsiderate when we saw her recently at her work. They’d not tipped enough for her liking. She said she was going straight online to make a reel about it for her followers.
by NewMeWhoYou May 4, 2023
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Madison

Madison is kinda fine...
by randomity1234 September 23, 2021
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Madison

Usually seem like a pretty nice girl but don't let her looks and fake personality fool you usually Madison's are backstabbers and as plastic as people get they always seem shy sweet and beautiful at first but In the end they will never be there for you if it's not benefiting them in some way they are dependent and can't seem to ever be single or alone boys watch out for a Madison cause she may look like an amazing person but Madison's are the ones that will hurt you the most
Sarah omg ! Madison is so pretty and sweet I want to be just like that !

Alice please she is as plastic as someone can get !
by Booboo32 August 16, 2018
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