Madison Glover'ed

To be Madison Glover'ed, is to be set up on a blind date with an ugly chick. A chick who is so ugly, you wouldn't consider even taking one for the team.
While it has become a popular household phrase across the Nation, it originated in Boise,ID by a native local. He coined the term after seeing the face of His blind date,Madison. To His dismay, the chick was Dog Faced Ugly. A real Garbage Can looking broad.
So scary in fact, Legend has it, His screams were heard as far as Caldwell,ID
Hey Brandon B. my ol' lady said she has a friend she wants you to meet. We should all grab some drinks!

"No thanks Pal! Last time I did that, I got

Madison Glover'ed"
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Madison Norton

If you know a Madison Norton, you've met the lowest scum of the Earth. A Madison Norton is the most homophobic and racist human ever created, she can't even stand to be within a 10 foot radius of a gay person without being openly hostile. A Madison Norton has little to no friends, despite the fact that she thinks she is the most popular in any social situation. She is often oblivious to other people's opinions of her, and is so self centered that she neglects to realize that there are people in this world other than her. She is one of the most entitled human beings on the face of the planet, however since there are about 5 people that will give her the time of day, she will complain about not getting enough attention. No matter what age a Madison Norton is, she will act is if she is a child at the age of 7, no matter how off putting it is. She complains about not having friends despite the fact that she manages to piss every single person off within a mile radius of her, and doesn't seem to understand why. If you know, or are friends with a Madison Norton, good luck, because chances are, she will drag you down right with all her insecurities.
Boy 1: That girl is the most insensitive person on this planet
Boy 2: Yeah, She's a total Madison Norton
by YoungRiZi September 21, 2018
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madison crawford

trick ass bitch but pretty chill and needs to kill herself
Guy: your such a madison crawford
Girl: kill yourself
by My.bleach.killed.itself June 07, 2017
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Madison Lawrence

Madison Lawrence is an orange girl
by Bobby Bushae June 26, 2018
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Madison Slapshot

The act of pulling open the back of someone else's pants and defecating in them and releasing them causing a slapping effect. Originated in Madison County, Maine as a form of hasing amongst school aged pals.
Shut up or I'm going to give you a Madison Slapshot!
by J.D.C. October 06, 2016
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madison maus

the coolest person ever who is always down to party. this term can be used as someone who can play boys like a mf. aka a borderline alcoholic
madison maus is a playa
by mullet.magnet July 10, 2021
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