dog minge

A vulgar term referring to someone who is smelly, hairy and ill kept. Essentially an insult
She was a right dog minge
by Gert McFadden January 06, 2021
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Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself
by Nicotharappist October 04, 2022
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Ming-Leung

Someone who is skilled at fabricating clapping sounds using only one hand, by shaking it up and down at high speed.
Will: Hey, why aren't you clapping your hands like everyone else?
James: Well, I just can't help it, I'm a Ming-Leung.
by PrayforSnotty November 07, 2019
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ming-serve

An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."
by karpis March 02, 2014
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minge mop

a spong or towel that's used to clean up a messy vagina.
Can you pass me the minge mop, my fanny is moist
by ResRudeBoy February 10, 2025
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Minge Pit

Tom: Yo Matt did you enjoy getting pushed into that minge pit yesterday?
Matt: Yeah minge pits are pretty cool
by Mat365 January 22, 2018
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Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.
“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis
by Registered_Nurse August 01, 2024
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