milf

A hot person with kids and big titties

Sam Winchester is a total milf!

by 0Gemma0 April 15, 2021

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

milf

Mentally Ill Lion Face.
- Person who looks like an animal (aka Protein pony) and neglects his real life commitments to try to make it big on social media.

- Middle aged loser grasping at straws.

Who's that hiding in the bushes with a bottle of booze? It's Marg Haggley. That dude is a MILF.

by godzilla the cat May 29, 2022

MILF Hotel

A construction dumpster, typically 20ft or longer

After I finished the remodel, I took his wife out to the MILF hotel

by wulf95 March 8, 2023

milf

mature individual i love forlife

robyn is a milf

by karengillian December 29, 2021

Milf

1. Muslim I like to fuck- Usually a tall Islamic hunk who is packing a big junk.

I want to do the dance with no pants with that milf

by Wealthy Penis February 27, 2022

Milf Fishing

1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.

2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.

3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.

Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.

I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.

by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017