matt meola

Dolphin that is land based

man that guys a matt meola

by Billy Masila August 28, 2008

Dirty Matt

To deliberately force a star picket fence post up your rectum

"Hey Karl, what's that farmer doing?"

"He is doing a dirty Matt"

by PeninsulaPuppet November 28, 2020

Matt Cornett

All American boy!
Plays ej from hsmtmts

Won world record of sorrys

Amuricaaa fuck yeah!

Matt Cornett is better than j slur

by The wife of Tim federle June 03, 2020

Matt

If someone calls you Matt with two “T’s” then that means you are fake cause mat has 1 T

You’re being a Matt

by MattsOverlord October 18, 2019

Matt

A boomer libtard who thinks that guns are Christmas ornaments. When you tell him "ok boomer" after he threatens to shoot you if you don't tell him how to turn on his phone from 20 years ago, he will go on facebook and make a 5-page rant on how Guy Fieri has the biggest pussy slammer in the world.

A: ok boomer
B: ok matt

by Negro pegro November 15, 2019

Matt

A male that often gets rejected therefore resulting in male relationships.

Aye bro, look at how Shandy just rejected Matt. Now Matt's with josh

by Jeff banks 45413164 December 01, 2019

Matt

some red head you’ll find at a bar

“Look at that Matt, he’s such a ginger.”

by iGetBoards November 27, 2018