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Wifey Level

A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.
1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.

2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.

3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?

Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.
by Not_Tyler207 March 1, 2022
mugGet the Wifey Levelmug.

Lobotomy Levels

A goofy, unhinged type of geometry dash, usually short with normal faces everywhere.
by ichbiner January 4, 2024
mugGet the Lobotomy Levelsmug.

Starter Level Freestyle

ElPreciooo: Preciooo in this flow, I ain’t listening to hoes

Jago: Starter Level Freestyle is my favourite song

Uzayr: exactly
by unknow7337 September 28, 2023
mugGet the Starter Level Freestylemug.

Level 1 shit

I have mostly level 1 shits at home.
by Kringle_ May 27, 2022
mugGet the Level 1 shitmug.

LEVEL UP

When playing online slots and you need to level up
Yelling LEVEL UP when you are 1 linda/Gazza away from 2x
Yelling LEVEL UP to level up on north guardians
by Juicy_jungle July 22, 2023
mugGet the LEVEL UPmug.

the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.
Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.
by the two bob lobber July 31, 2012
mugGet the the human spirit levelmug.

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