Person 1: “Did you see that apple fall from the tree?”
Person 2: “Yea.”
a Lauren Carnucci: “One time I hit a bunny”
Person 2: “Yea.”
a Lauren Carnucci: “One time I hit a bunny”
by dat bitchhhhhh May 6, 2018
Get the Lauren Carnuccimug. A girl that can't see straight and if you call her by name, she'll think you said "SNAKE" and run in the opposite direction for miles and miles until you have to get in you car and find her huddled up in a corner. She usually has brown hair and not very many friends. She goes to church once in a while and holds deep dark secrets she only tells her best friend.
Dude! Did you see that girl over there who started running forever? She must be a lauren Edwards! Let's go chase her down!
by Trees45 June 5, 2017
Get the lauren edwardsmug. A Lauren is someone who is extremely beautiful inside and out. He’s strong and doesn’t care about the opinions of others. When he’s upset, he’ll either let you know and/or doesn't want people to know because he feels powerless and he's a strong person. He is extremely caring and compassionate but he doesn't take crap from anyone. He's not afraid to dance in the street but he can be calm and quiet when he wants to. When people talk to him they can't help but smile because he's a very positive person and brightens up any situation. When I see sunshine I think of a Lauren. He really is just a big ball of sunshine. He's very confident in himself and also generally very self conscious. He's not quick to trust anyone but he's also not quick to judge. A Lauren is the kind of person you want to keep in your life forever because he really can brighten your darkest days. If you are blessed enough to have a Lauren in your life never let him go or you’ll regret it!
P1: Hey, we really need someone that’s perfect to host this event!
P2: We need a Lauren (Man) for that.
P2: We need a Lauren (Man) for that.
by shrimpngrits83 January 29, 2020
Get the Lauren (Man)mug. Wow Laurens is such a gewelddjg name, unbelviebale great enzo. Laurens heeft ook een hele grote pik. Dat is een feit
by Niek gur November 22, 2021
Get the Laurensmug. A very beautiful but sad person. She thinks lowly of herself and feels unloved. We all notice how beautiful she is. The only one who doesn't is her.
by @freddycool November 30, 2016
Get the lauren larnermug. A person, usually female, that portrays the characteristics of a lauda (dick). Any person that behaves like a dick is called a Lauren.
The court rejected Amber Heard's bid to throw out Johnny Depp's defamation suit when they realised she was being a Lauren.
by Aaditya Sama and Alolika Chata November 23, 2021
Get the Laurenmug.