Boris Jointskin

The result of letting old senile people over the age of 65 vote in the UK. Electing a stoned goofy fat guy with messy hair, who was basically a British Trump. Dumb as fuck. Still, I would rather have him over Starmer.

Boris Jointskin

by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026

ball joint

A club with about fifty guys all staring at the only female in the whole place.

How was Johnny's Hideaway tonight...lot of talent there? No, it was a total ball joint.

by firstbornunicorn21 April 28, 2025

To jont

To pee upwards and then use that pee as lube.

"Yo bro I can't wait to jont later"

by Jonter May 11, 2025

Space Joint

A Marijuana joint spiked with DMT

Yo bro, let's roll up a space joint. Whole crew boutta blast off!

by SirRonDough August 1, 2025

The Joint

Penitentiary, prison

He's locked up in the joint

by Nessnice August 16, 2025

what the joint

a phrase that is used when you are in shock.

can be replaced by: wtf, what the hell, what the heck.

what the joint is going on here?

what the joint is that stench?

what the joint, are you loco?

by brandon Zito April 15, 2008

Points for Joints

a website that "awards $100 grants to those who have overcome the adversity of being caught with under an ounce of marijuana in an area in which the herb has been decriminalized." Pretty much, the savior of all dirt poor potheads

www.pointsforjoints.org

Don't worry, even if you get caught, Points for Joints will cover the fine.

www.pointsforjoints.org

by StonerLoner November 23, 2010