A man who people think works hard because he wears a suit, though it's unrequired. A tight suit. Some think it's a child's medium as likes clothing that accentuates his hips and the manner in which they swish. Joseph is what the youth call "caked up". Joseph is often seen with a protein bottle, yet never in a gym.
He's known to generate graphs and pie charts that illicit approving nods from the unwilling participants of his presentations. Though they don't understand the significance of his statistics, if only to expedite the process, they nod anyway. However, their ignorance can be forgiven because Joseph's charts are made up and, in fact, signify nothing. Though Joseph is subconsciously aware that the dates, percentages, and other numbers he arbitrarily scribbles into his PowerPoints bear witness to nothing but deceit, he takes comfort in the nods and finds them validating. Joseph has forgotten where the lie began and reality ends. In that beautiful, foggy horizon where nothing is real and his job means something, these nods tell Joseph, "Great job, kid. Keep going."
Listen, we all have to find a way to cope. Some of us find peace in the bottom of a bottle of gin, where we forget about our broken lives. Some find it in the last drop of finely mixed filtered water and whey protein where we are shaken...yet also stirred, to find most of us just have small to average size penises. Heck, that's why they call them average. And, by God, average is OK with Joseph.
It has to be.
He's known to generate graphs and pie charts that illicit approving nods from the unwilling participants of his presentations. Though they don't understand the significance of his statistics, if only to expedite the process, they nod anyway. However, their ignorance can be forgiven because Joseph's charts are made up and, in fact, signify nothing. Though Joseph is subconsciously aware that the dates, percentages, and other numbers he arbitrarily scribbles into his PowerPoints bear witness to nothing but deceit, he takes comfort in the nods and finds them validating. Joseph has forgotten where the lie began and reality ends. In that beautiful, foggy horizon where nothing is real and his job means something, these nods tell Joseph, "Great job, kid. Keep going."
Listen, we all have to find a way to cope. Some of us find peace in the bottom of a bottle of gin, where we forget about our broken lives. Some find it in the last drop of finely mixed filtered water and whey protein where we are shaken...yet also stirred, to find most of us just have small to average size penises. Heck, that's why they call them average. And, by God, average is OK with Joseph.
It has to be.
by Lamar Griswold July 31, 2025
Get the Josephmug. by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025
Get the Angel Jose Robles And Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatownmug. The man of men that's not hot because he so attractive he makes girls wet and panty drop just by whipping out the sigil of Witcher 3 and skillz of being the best doc in seige with shit dick!
by Meepicas of morpius October 6, 2020
Get the Joseph San Nicolasmug. A private catholic school in Phall Maryland. The archdiocese favorite. Things you would only know if you went there:
- having to walk on the right side of the hallway and not being able to cross over
- they’re not lunch detentions they’re “demerits”
- not being able to have painted nails or highlights in your hair
- NO NIKE SOCKS
- soccer, basketball, and lacrosse are the sports to play
- we know everyone and treat each other like family
- getting SCREAMED at for wearing non school sweatshirts
- TIGHTEN UR TIE
- having to go through warmups and a full workout before actually starting gym class
- WE WIN TRACK EVERY YEAR
- best soccer school
- being so hype for pizza day and chick fil a
- someone’s always dancing someone’s always sleeping someone’s always screaming
Basically all the kids act like they hate school and act like they all want to leave but they all know they love their school and everything about it.
- having to walk on the right side of the hallway and not being able to cross over
- they’re not lunch detentions they’re “demerits”
- not being able to have painted nails or highlights in your hair
- NO NIKE SOCKS
- soccer, basketball, and lacrosse are the sports to play
- we know everyone and treat each other like family
- getting SCREAMED at for wearing non school sweatshirts
- TIGHTEN UR TIE
- having to go through warmups and a full workout before actually starting gym class
- WE WIN TRACK EVERY YEAR
- best soccer school
- being so hype for pizza day and chick fil a
- someone’s always dancing someone’s always sleeping someone’s always screaming
Basically all the kids act like they hate school and act like they all want to leave but they all know they love their school and everything about it.
by Litthsjshsjsns April 5, 2019
Get the St. Joseph Fullertonmug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》Joseph《¤》Alexander《¤》Martinez《¤》Is《¤》Gomamon《¤》mug. 
Two people that was set up by dank to send Joseph to jail for 949 days straight plus another 120 days just because because we hate Angelica and Joseph being too sweet on her so we brag about how no one can prove I did set him by calling the police sounding like a woman when I’m da one man who will not stop living the lie I choose to be
by ha ha ja ja March 12, 2023
Get the Angelica Ramos and Joseph Gonzalezmug.