Making sweet love to your girl on her waterfall heavy "flow" day. As usual you pull out, cum on her face, but this time paint a smile by slap-wipe, zorro style, your bloody cock against her mouth leavin a huge red grin on her now creamy white face. You laugh and whisper, " I know how you got your scars."
by Artdickyoulate February 4, 2010
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Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!
by afilthyrwner September 2, 2009
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by WetWaffles April 22, 2021
Get the Joker mug.Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.
That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.
Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.
That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.
They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.
Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.
That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.
They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.
by Jim April 14, 2005
Get the deaf jockey mug."Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.
Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007
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by hgeer3 June 3, 2010
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- Hey Alexandro! is that fucking vuvuzela screw up my brain fucking all time so drives me mad
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- oh man chill out. That's only shit jockey trying to play some music
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- oh man chill out. That's only shit jockey trying to play some music
by isolatedmybike July 10, 2010
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