Jacob Hurt

A guy who has a great personality, and is a great friend. A Jacob Hurt only rarely upsets you, or does anything to hurt you. He may occasionally be the life of the party, but he will always be there for you.
Jacob Hurt: Hey fag
Me: Oh, I gotcha
Jacob Hurt: Whatever
Me: You're such a Jacob Hurt
by Trestone October 25, 2016
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jacob kasik

Sexy beavers are his best friend.He is a closeted raging Homosexual. His temper is as long as his you-know-what. Creamy Kasik is the Creamiest person you will ever find.Selling art by the pound.Also might have a secret girlfriend.
Jacob kasik is a menace to the art world
by jl;fSKj;dsalkfjads;lfjasdl;134 October 07, 2022
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Jacob Williams

guys Kavin is the killer, I saw him... Matt meet me in electrical...omg this is crazy, my secret editing account name is _________
Whats up youtube Kittito07 Gaming here with another video and my name is actually Jacob Williams
by useless_child October 25, 2020
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Jacob satorius

He is a fuckboi and eats famous girls out for example milly bobby brown he’s also adopted
When somebody looses their virginity:”Ah you pulled a Jacob satorius on me”
by Austicspinner March 05, 2018
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Jacob Saggertaggers

a monstrous “music artist” that is popular with 12 year olds
“Have y’all heard of Jacob Saggertaggers new song? is as disgusting as a smokers computer!”
by .ayano aishi. October 30, 2019
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Jacob Faraldo

Jacob is Saugus High Schools Running Back, and he proves that size does not matter. Jacob is one of the strongest running backs to ever play for saugus. He received 26 touchdowns for his freshman season and more to come. Jacob is #26 of the football team. His best friend, Cody, is the #5 Quarterback for the team.
Hey, have you seen jacob faraldo stats for the game against valencia high school? he destroyed them!?
by SCV REPORTS May 12, 2019
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Jacorn on the Jacob

“This Jacorn on the Jacob is undercooked, I think I have salmonella.”
“Aha! Deep down I always knew you were a raw chicken.”
by Xylo April 22, 2020
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