adj. Describes the feeling you get when you witness the closure of a long standing and very enjoyable web site. Similar to the feeling you get when you watch someone graduate from high school that you remember being born.
Can you believe BMW is shutting down bmwfilms.com? I remember when that shit came out in 2001. Damn I feel internet old!
by SrBlanco October 18, 2005
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Internet Klingon - "Dude, I love BSG! Why you gotta talk shit? I'm not gonna let you get away with that. You can't step all over me!"
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by TobiasJeth August 6, 2007
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The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.
Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!
Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.
Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!
Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.
Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!
Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008
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"Oh shit dude, just did my laundry."
"Had to goto the grocery store: I need food!"
"I'm a fucking idiot! Look at me i'm using the internet!"
"Had to goto the grocery store: I need food!"
"I'm a fucking idiot! Look at me i'm using the internet!"
by BallsAss July 2, 2009
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by indigodeer May 5, 2013
Get the Internetarian mug.An angry churchian who trolls internet sites screeching about their right to push G-d off onto anyone;
They cannot stand the idea that the US is not a theocracy.
They are usually extremely agitated by atheists and their so-called "agenda" in or on social media.
They believe social media is used by atheists in a deliberate attempt to push said "atheist agendas" and thwart churchian efforts to convert others in order to save them.
They cannot stand the idea that the US is not a theocracy.
They are usually extremely agitated by atheists and their so-called "agenda" in or on social media.
They believe social media is used by atheists in a deliberate attempt to push said "atheist agendas" and thwart churchian efforts to convert others in order to save them.
by Matlockmominthecafe December 17, 2013
Get the internet christian mug.Someone who believes that 30,000 followers makes them famous. Often fitness YouTubers or Instagram record producers with 5,000 followers and a verified tag. Often found in the comment sections of @rap, @6ixbuzztv, or @worldstar.
Mike: Hey John! Lucas Hamilton just liked my post!
John: Who?
Mike: Lucas Hamilton! You know, the guy up the street who has 9,000 followers!
John: Wait, the internet microcelebrity dude?
John: Who?
Mike: Lucas Hamilton! You know, the guy up the street who has 9,000 followers!
John: Wait, the internet microcelebrity dude?
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