santas hat

A low dangling scrotum with a pin sized penis

Your penis is a santas hat

by TVandchairs December 25, 2014

Hat Bukkake

When a naked woman is surrounded by like 8-12 naked guys. She then proceeds to give hj's and b's like a horny octopus.
The men climax into a sombrero (any hat will do) and the the woman puts it on her head and lets the jizz cover her body head to toe.

That chick loves a hat bukkake

by rmtbm13 November 22, 2011

Flogger Hat

An act of violence, brought about by running over a decorated Army man. While he is under the car, he punches his way through the floor of the car, grabs the male genitalia, stretches it out to an extreme length, then impales it onto a truck hitch. He then processed to leave, in the truck, with the male genitalia attached, further damaging any hope for future sex the male had.

My friend Vince, received a massive Flogger Hat in the Wal-Mart parking lot, while getting Grape Drank.

by Jole Flifl May 22, 2010

hat eater

Brilliant if quirky expositor of arcane knowledge, possibly from experimentation with mercury, similar to 'hatter' in the Alice and Wonderland usage

'He was mad as a hat eater'

by FrizzFraz August 11, 2008

Hat Fuck

When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.

Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."

by BlackLaceThong May 30, 2016

hair hat

strange wigs of variious colors and weird shapes worn by people trying to hide thier own idenity.

Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hair hat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,

by OldRounder February 23, 2021

mesh hat

A piece of high fashion circa 2002. Definitly out of style in 2004 and on.

Its 2004, why you wearing the Von Dutch mesh hat. You're last year's look you tool.

by Leandro October 25, 2004