Gifted kid

Synonym of “born to disappoint”

Person 1: “My son is such a gifted kid!”
Person 2: “Guess he’s born to disappoint.”

by Bootsieboo1385 January 5, 2022

Rez Kid

Usually a child ages from 0-40 that lives on the reservation and has an rezzy accent. Walks into anyone's house like they live there, especially when it's dinner time. Knows how to swear like a sailor. Walks around the proj with a stick to scare off the rez dogs. Calls everyone Aunty Uncle or Cuz.

Howah! Look at that Rez Kid Jimmy Bear over there. Those rez dogs are really giving him hell. (Yells) "hote ryst behave!"

by StandsWithBear October 6, 2022

Rebellion Kid

A White and beige dragon-chu with the power of sandstorms. Don't say corn around him because he's allergic to it.

Don't even think about saying corn or I'll blow you away with my sandstorm -Rebellion Kid

by Moonhaze May 26, 2021

the tall kids

The tall kids were a former Mango League Fantasy Basketball team founded in 2011 and folded in 2012. Despite their short history, they were able to acquire the draft rights to a young LeBron James. The tall kids had a solid line up but frankly ran out of money and patience and their owner got tired of competing against super teams with stacked rosters with half of their team traded to them, not drafted. In the end, an agreement was made with the Tenacious Tapirs where LeBron James and Ricky Rubio would be traded for two crappy players. The Tenacious Tapirs will recognize the tall kids, wearing throwback jerseys on special events and changing their team nickname to the tall Tenacious Tapirs.

the tall kids are a good basketball team

by 1raidersfan87 February 19, 2012

Spiderman Kid

Someone that likes stupid unrealistic fighting movies and shows. They grew up watching things like Spiderman, Star Wars, Dragon Ball, etc. They usually own a toy WWE belt. When they grow up and have kids, they introduce this pop culture to their children, then the cycle continues...

God, he is such a Spiderman Kid.
Look at that Spiderman Kid over there.

by Miles Rain December 1, 2020

neww kid

Someone who doesn't know what's up. Oblivious, some what rude, and a creeper.
Also could be a synonym for an asshole or dick.

"Wow stop acting like a neww kid."
"Go cry about it neww kid"

by DLTSHG January 14, 2009

Kid Mouth

(the opposite of 'work mouth'). Language accidentally used on a construction site by workers with children at home.

Construction worker, accidentally dropping hammer: "whoopsie daisy".

Other workers: "ha ha - you have a kid at home don't you?"

construction worker: oh fuck - was still using my kid mouth.

by AngelinFlames March 8, 2011