nature bath

When one gets caught out in a rainstorm and ends up drenched—often due to a foolish action, such as being drunk or high.

Steve: What’s he doing?
Eve: He’s face down, taking a bath.
Steve: He what?
Eve: He’s taking a nature bath.
Steve: Where is he?!
Eve: Out on the corner at Park and Fifth.
Steve: He’s going to catch pneumonia. *facepalm*

by Nickidewbear December 4, 2020

bird in a bath

when one takes out his ball sack, makes a bit of a bowl with the excess skin and then pees a bit into the "bowl" and then shakes the "bowl" up and down giving the sensation of your dick being washed like a bird.

he liked to show us his bird in a bath and showed it to us all the time.

by the big ralph July 3, 2014

Dublin Bird-Bath

When a girl, gets on her knees and fills her mouth with Guinness so her man can dip his balls in it.

Last night my man was sooo hot, I gave him a Dublin Bird-Bath.. such a good night!

by BronzeGladiator November 3, 2023

rusty bath

Is when girls named Jamie take 2 dicks in the rear end with a loaded rectum. Preferably after eating.

"me and my boy stuck it in Jamie's ass after taco bell and she gave us a rusty bath"

by Jamiedontsuckit June 19, 2014

Mesopotamian honey bath

You have a sticky gang bang with honey it’s an ancient ritual. What goes back to 2335 BCE

Sargon of Akkad had many Mesopotamian honey baths

by Dystopian Willy guys December 4, 2025

Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

Kentucky Bath

When one bathes without washing their anal cavity.

Simplified definition: when you wash everything but your ass.

I was with Sheila last night and she must have too a Kentucky Bath because her ass was Stinky

To build up my musk, I took Kentucky baths for a month consecutively.

by Balls big tits November 24, 2021