Woman Hurter

An individual who hurts women, regularly, or irregularly, in any capacity. Hurting a woman can take on various forms: Physical, emotional, mental, ect. It's up to the woman to decide if she has been hurt by the Woman Hurter. Usually accompanied by the phrase "It's fine," as stated by the woman.

Doctor Toasty is a regular Woman Hurter, frequently hearing the women he hurts brush aside his actions and words for the sake of avoiding conflict.

by LoneFoxDumas July 31, 2023

Bone Hurting Juice

1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones

2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template

"What was that drink you left on my desk?"

"Bone hurting juice."

"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 21, 2023

Dick Hurt

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.

How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!

by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024

George Hirst

The annoying orange in human form. Resides in a Tardis.

Homer Simpson: "Hey George Hirst!"
George Hirst: "Thou mother"

by Gryffinguin November 30, 2023

William Hurt You

When you want to really mess someone up/would have really beaten someone silly.

“you’re getting me so pissed off, I really want to William Hurt You”

by AllyConda March 6, 2024

William hurt you

‘William Hurt You’, the act of someone losing their temper with someone else and warning them.

“I swear, if you keep winding me up I’m going to really ‘William hurt you’.

“Oh mate, I tell you, I was so close. I literally said ‘do that again and I’m going to ‘William hurt you’”.

by AllyConda March 26, 2024

butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024