Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).

Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.

by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019

Holy Cross

the most wack school in the cssd. Filled with thots and dark ass niggas

Yo Sam, you go to the holy cross? wack ass school on god.

by QQQJNBsi May 6, 2019

HOLY SHIZ

my two fav words in the English language
can be used when dealing with something that gets you shook, ranging from a random pop quiz to a highly attractive person

sally: "bro did u finish last month's homework"
rick:"lol no one does homework tho "
sally:"yea but I heard lee's gonna take it up this time"
rick"HOLY SHIZ BRO WE'RE ALL GONNA FAIL HIS CLASS OMFG"
sally:"ik but he cant take it up when no one in class did it you know "
rick:"ok true true"

by whatislifeman September 8, 2017

holy loli

Anime lovers would prefer to use it instead of Holy moly or Holy shit.

*Someone shows you his/her waifu pillow*
You: Holy loli!

by AnimeLoversOnly September 17, 2017

holy campfire

It's where a bunch of priest sit around a pre teen child preferably male and have their way with him/her.

Hey gentlemen how would you like to attend the holy campfire next Tuesday with little johnny?

by Priestlover2824 August 3, 2016

Holy penis

Holy penis is the definition for a cock that's so nice just one glimpse will make any girl panties fall, and make any guy cum instantly

HOLY FUCK! That holy penis is so beautiful it made me wet instantly

by HolyOfAllHollyPenis December 29, 2020

The Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity is a term used by inner-city Melbourne secondary schoolers referring to the sauces on a HSP (Halal Snack Pack), BBQ, Garlic and Chilli sauce.

Employee: "What sauces would you like ?"
Customer: "The Holy Trinity"
Employee: "Too easy bro!"

by bachhead February 12, 2021