santas hat

A low dangling scrotum with a pin sized penis

Your penis is a santas hat

by TVandchairs December 25, 2014

Hat Fuck

When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.

Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."

by BlackLaceThong May 31, 2016

hat eater

Brilliant if quirky expositor of arcane knowledge, possibly from experimentation with mercury, similar to 'hatter' in the Alice and Wonderland usage

'He was mad as a hat eater'

by FrizzFraz July 16, 2008

mesh hat

A piece of high fashion circa 2002. Definitly out of style in 2004 and on.

Its 2004, why you wearing the Von Dutch mesh hat. You're last year's look you tool.

by Leandro October 26, 2004

Hat Bukkake

When a naked woman is surrounded by like 8-12 naked guys. She then proceeds to give hj's and b's like a horny octopus.
The men climax into a sombrero (any hat will do) and the the woman puts it on her head and lets the jizz cover her body head to toe.

That chick loves a hat bukkake

by rmtbm13 November 22, 2011

Willy Hat

A Condom, Protection against disease and prevention of Children.

Man: "Oh shit, i've ran out of Willy Hats, did you bring any?"

Woman: "Yes, Luckily!"

by Fuckyoumert July 31, 2008

hair hat

strange wigs of variious colors and weird shapes worn by people trying to hide thier own idenity.

Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hair hat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,

by OldRounder February 23, 2021