Grand Theft Oreo

When you steal more than one serving of Oreos from a group pack. The group packs usually have rules permitting one serving of Oreos at a time.

Person 1: Man, I just committed grand theft Oreo
Person 2: Can I have some?
Person 1: No

by Everything Bagel January 7, 2018

Grand muffin

When your hitting your grandmother or someone's grandmother from behind and you bust your load on her ass making it look like a buttery muffin.

Forest went on a walk to Lieutenant Dan's grandmother's house looking to pick up a homemade Cheryl pie but ended up getting grandma Dan a grand muffin on her ass.

by Backstreet boys June 26, 2018

Grande syndrome

A girl who is in her 20s but looks like she’s only 14 or 15.

All of the models at our agency all have Grande Syndrome. Hats the reason people like them.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018

Grand Gorey

The action of sitting around and doing nothing WHILE placing your hands in your pants. At the same time, lying to your friends about how much women you can acquire. Grand Gorey’s typically lead girls on as well.

“Wow that titty buh really pulled off a mean Grand Gorey”

by Bob Smith Charles tyler October 27, 2018

Ganda Panda Syndrome

Ganda Panda Syndrome is a very deadly and a very rare disease. It's symptoms include the following:-
1)Pooping 69 tonnes a day
2)Using abusive languages

3)Becoming short tempered

4) Inability to solve basic maths probelms
5) becoming mentally unstable
6) becoming fat from all directions (even that main part)
7) Killing teammates in PUBG (username is PCT×CAMPING)

HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES... FOR EXAMPLE:- GANDA, VANSHRAJRAJRAJOFGANGAIKONDACHOLAPURAM,VANSHAJ HIRENDRA RAI,PANDA,PENDA,PUNDA,etc...

This incredibly rare disease is spread by befriending him,playing PUBG with him,eating bamboo,mupirocin ointment,bleeding nails,etc...

Treatments include:-
1)Killing Vanshaj by-
A)Knife
B)Gluestick
C)Nails
D)Bamboo
E)Crowbar
F)UMP9,SCAR-L,AKM,AWM,M249,M1644
2) staying atleast one mile away from him
3) Torturing him

Hey! Stay away from VANSHAJ Rai or you will get the Ganda Panda Syndrome

by Troublemaking Emu November 19, 2018

Grande-ing

To celebrate a breakup instead of being upset.

Started after the release of Ariana Grande’s “thank u, next” song.

Girl 1: Omg my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Girl 2: Don’t worry girl let’s just go Grande-ing
Girl 1: Yasss!

by fruity_ May 11, 2019

gandalfed

when you are high as fuck

I just smoked a phat blunt and i am gandalfed as fuck right now.

by lil pharaoh March 26, 2019