angry german dad

1. to smash a computer with a slege hammer.
2. angry german kid's dad

1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.

by harold slikk September 17, 2014

Angry German Poop

Some Guy Who poops on the ground.

OH,GOSH, WHERE'S ALEX PARAS ANGRY GERMAN POOP?

by The Real Windows XP May 18, 2018

German Apple Cake

when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.

Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg

by yolo$wag69 June 03, 2019

German Power Line

The act of doing anal whilst inserting an electrical cord into your partner's ass therefore electrocuting her, and at the same time the male partner does the Nazi salute and screams "Elektrizität".

Dude, I totally german power line'dthis chick last night

by Kool_AidMan March 11, 2020

German Scout Leader

One who wears short pants, yells far too much, and is of the homosexual persuasion. Almost always owns very expensive firearms, but is unable to use them properly.

Bjorn acted like a German Scout Leader when he went to Area 52.

by mrPickles September 06, 2004

german hot tub

When a man pours beer in a bowl, then put is balls in it and a straw. He then blows bubbles into the bowl until erect. Then he drinks the beer.

I was so lonley last night, that I decided to go for a german hot tub

by thirtyfivestudio June 11, 2008

german whip syndrome

German whip syndrome is a disorder that causes a driver to experience a sense of self entitlement, a sense of superiority, and demonstrates extreme road rage towards anybody who blocks their way and the sufferer will do whatever it takes to get in front and cut off said person even if it means putting others at great risk. Many don’t indicate direction aka failing to use turn signals.
People at high risk usually drive BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Audis, Volkswagens, and Porsches.

Guy 1: OH SHIT!! fucking asshole pulled out in front of me and almost made me crash.

Guy 2: sounds like that guy has German whip syndrome.

Guy 1: yup, looks like he’s driving a BMW M series so of course he thinks he owns the road.

by Thefanman May 15, 2018