fruit uzy

The resulting discharge upon standing up after one homosexual ejaculates in another's ass... The fruit is oozing

Elton John splurged a fruit uzy right before he left Ricky Martin's hotel.

by Nawlij-Base June 18, 2010

Hartley Fruit

A particular individual whom partakes in a number of homo-sexual acts.

Hartley- Respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
Fruit- Respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (Occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)

Ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. If someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. Of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.

Person1: OH MY GOSH, SHUT UP! YOU'RE A COMPLETE HARTLEY!

Person1: Hey? Are you a hartley fruit?
Person2: Yeah! along as you're not a complete Hartley!

Person1: Hey whats your name?
Person2: Matthew?
Person1: YOU'RE HARTLEY

by Wardy949 June 16, 2011

fruit truck

An overweight homosexual male of ethnic persuasion.

Did you see that fruit truck at the churro stand?

by FireflyKid September 13, 2009

Fruit Loop

A gay person that could be defined as mentally unstable/bat-shit crazy due to his or her actions.

James fucked five guys last night while standing on his head. He's such a fruit loop.

by DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN September 28, 2010

opened a keg of fruit

a really powerful fart

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here

by june t September 30, 2016

playing fruit ninja

suggests someones cutting themselves

'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#

by azzysass June 27, 2021

fruit on the bottom

see stepchildren; testicles

Just when I was about to go, she checked the fruit on the bottom and hummed "The Star Spangled Banner." Mad skillz!

by Twinspop July 6, 2006