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My Wits Are Flowing

This is a phrase used to excuse something stupid you said or something rude that you did not intend to be rude.
A friend: wait why did you say that?!?
You: My wits are flowing today. *shrugs*
A friend: ah okay you good then.
by Whateverig7 June 9, 2019
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Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.
Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.
by wingedhippo December 28, 2020
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The bitch has flown the coop

Famous words said by none other by Markiplier himself. Meaning for it is, the enemy has left where he was and chance of escape is ruined. Where to find it is on "At Dead of Night - PART 2" with the timestamp of 5:49
The bitch has flown the coop!! **cowering behind the door**
by Dahbooksrule August 26, 2022
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flowzilla

Tech N9ne is a legendary flowzilla!
by Kay 9 February 21, 2011
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flower on the wall

When someone just faces in the background. Kinda like old wallpaper that has flowers. It is there but you do not notice it.
He is a flower on the wall, I did not notice he was there.
by wooo!123 September 21, 2016
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Flowjob

When a girl uses her feet to hold your dick steady while she gives you a blowjob.
Things got a bit weird when she wrapped her feet around my dick and started giving me a blowjob. Kinda like a foot job/ blowjob. A flowjob!
by Let it Raine October 15, 2020
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bologna flower

Genitals, primarily in reference to the female sex organs. Derived from shape, texture, and smell of the vaginals lips.
If there's anything I hate, it's a smelly bologna flower.
by Dr. Zimmerman June 27, 2006
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