instrumetal 

Basically what it sounds like; either a band or song which is both metal and without lyrics, making it instrumental. Phrase was coined by KTRM DJs in fall 2007

Ok we're 15 minutes into this Bloody Screaming Puss Goblins song and it's still just thrash guitar. I'm pretty sure it's instrumetal.

"Is it taking the trash guy a long time to empty the dumpster this morning? Jeebus."
"Oh, no that's just Keith next door listening to instrumetal again"

instrumetal by awgohgasdfjoawejfio October 31, 2007

Instrumentals 

An instrumental is a musical composition or recording without lyrics or singing, although it might include some non-articulate vocal input; the music is primarily or exclusively produced by musical instruments.

question: Hey Randy why am i hearing a song but no one is singing ?

Answer: That's because it's Instrumentals silly

Instrumentals by composerlife November 29, 2011

instrumental 

A song that has no vocals.

YYZ by Rush
Eruption by Van Halen
Most stuff by Joe Satriani

instrumental by QWERTY April 11, 2005

Human Instrumentality 

1. The process which occurs when Humanity reaches it's evolutionary peak, and evolves back into a primordial ooze, starting the evolutionary process all over again.

2. An evolutionary Theory in which the entire world is the product of the imagination of a boy who does not realize what he really is.

3. The end of the world.

4. To reduce humanity and civilization to a single hive mentality, by stripping them of their individualities and combining all hearts, souls and minds into one coherent existence.

The instigation of Human Instrumentality would bring about peace and harmony, but it would make us lose everything that makes us unique. But we would all agree and be happy.

Human Instrumentality by Gunslave May 3, 2003

orion (instrumental) 

A Metallica song off of their 1986 album "Master of Puppets." It is the greatest song ever written, and proves that Metallica wrote the best riffs ever.

"What's the greatest song ever written?"
"Orion (instrumental), by Metallica"

orion (instrumental) by Ruben Johnson December 29, 2007

instrumentasinephobia

A self-diagnosed fear of not having the right tool or enough tools to complete the task at hand.

I have instrumentasinephobia, so I filled my garage with every tool imaginable, and even stocked up on extra wood clamps. That way, I'll never be caught off-guard when working on a project.

instrumentasinephobia by S_Niemann April 10, 2013

Instrumentally Challenged 

When a person can't play any musical instrument to save their life.

Person 1: "I've been taking lessons for years and I still can't play for shit."
Person 2: "Sounds like you're instrumentally challenged, bro."

Instrumentally Challenged by chlsEp0ttr January 10, 2011