Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult

Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.

by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020

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doo doo on the floor

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor

Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what

by EVANGELOS. July 18, 2021

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floor prize

A nugget of marijuana, some cash, or anything of value
mistakingly found lying on ground/floor.

I was completely dry until I practically tripped over this
nice floor prize.

by kc94kc94 June 20, 2007

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Third Floor

When someone stays on Third Floor it means they were in a psychiatric unit at a hospital for mental health reasons

“I stayed on third floor for a month until i finally felt better.”

by Rina bee November 15, 2023

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Third floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the third floor.

by eggplantsucks May 29, 2018

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