faptor

An individual who is over aggressive about masturbating, often putting aside friendship to stroke his banana

That guy has no friends because he is a faptor!

by Papa Grande November 10, 2013

Fappe

When you have cum in your coffee

ew its a Fappe

by Wowygary October 8, 2019

Fapiana

The act of pleasuring oneself.

Derives from the word 'fap' and the female name Fabiana.

"Sorry I'm late, I was having a fapiana"

by knutsmasher October 15, 2021

Closet Fapper

A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.

Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?

by GuysThinkAlikeDotCom August 17, 2012

The fappen

A very hard pinch. Usually performed with a pinching gesture.

"Thats the fucking fappen"
"Thats it you are getting the fappen"

by ///////////////.////////////// August 26, 2019

war fapping

When livestreamers take too much pleasure in streaming wars.

Person 1: Did you see Vaush livestreaming the Ukrainian war last night? He was yelling at his chat to shut up while sitting silently watching security footage from around Kyiv for like four hours.

Person 2: Yeah. He was totally war fapping.

by Zardozspeaks February 25, 2022

Fapfic

A fanfiction, short fanfic, only written so the author (often a suethor) can masturbate to it. Most of the time it consists of the main character (a Mary Sue, Gary Stu or general self-insert) being in a relationship with their favorite character(s) from a series, having sex with them, or both, along with a crappy plot which is supposed to hide the main purpose of the fic but fails at it. Some fapfics, though, are just clever parodies, written by trolls.

Examples include "My Immortal" or "Brewdening Love".

A: Dude, have you read My Immortal? It sucked!
B: Yeah. What a fapfic.

by The Angry Mob October 26, 2009