Eating Watermelon

Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.

Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.

A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.

So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
by SxHustles December 06, 2021
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eating watermelon

Chinese netspeak.

Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.

Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.

A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)

B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
by fw103 August 28, 2021
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eat a toad

Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no
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Eat shit

Eat shit
Eat shit
by I wanna commit arson July 19, 2022
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eat shit

When you fall really fucking hard it can be on your face or not it doesn't matter
Guy 1: aye you seen that nigga eat shit while running the other day?
Guy 2: Yea he fucking hard as shit
by slumpin January 14, 2017
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eat smacks

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant
"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"
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Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.
Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*
by Heimz Doofenshmirtz November 01, 2018
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