Cock a doodle douche

A homosexual douchebag.

Rex: What do you think of Carson Kresley?

Cam: Cock a doodle douche man

by Petey__boy July 5, 2009

Douche Baggery

The act in which someone is being a douche bag or has the characteristics or symptoms of a douche bag

That mans douche baggery has reached astronomically high levels.

by AwsomeT March 9, 2009

douche canoe

A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.

Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.

by Skirish April 25, 2010

douche bag

A shallow and stupid person, usually male, with an arrogant demeanor and an over inflated ego. Often tries way too hard to be cool and/or funny, but it usually comes off as embarrassing and pathetic. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires, and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag, behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.

Gene Simmons is a douche bag

by flurbadurb October 3, 2010

douche bag

A person that only wants a girl for sex then finds out she won't give it to him, and decides to screw with other girls. He also likes to lie to girls and tell them how much has changed and how he respects them and their wishes. After he has convinced the girl of this, he pushes their limits, ignores what they say, and eventually gets what he wants from someone who will give it to him.

Boys whose names start with R trick me into thinking that they are really sweet, nice, and respectful of my morals. Unfortunately, they turn into douche bags and decide to be deceitful and lie... a lot.

by DrUnKoFfMoUnTaInDeW October 20, 2010

douch

a vaginal cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person

"look at what he is wearing... what a douch"

by doo-sh October 22, 2003

douche

A) A person who is a complete ignorant dick who thinks that they cannot be wrong.

B)A person that talks too much shit and can't back it up.

C)Someone who is a unnecessary tough-guy all the time.

ex) Mike: Tom, stop talking so much shit all the time.
Tom: Whatever dude its how I roll.
Mike: Douche.

ex) John M.

by Mike Markey February 26, 2008