piece of shit girlfriend

Someone who confuses night with afternoon.

It's evening not afternoon you piece of shit girlfriend!

by iamacreation January 8, 2012

national do whatever your girlfriend says day

Every Saturday of the month is National do whatever your girlfriend says day. Girls get ready to tell your boyfriends what to do.

Guy 1: What are you doing Saturday?
Guy 2: I don't know whatever my girlfriend wants me to do.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.
guy 1: Oh ok damn sorry bud.

by Batman0909 October 4, 2020

Boyfriend girlfriend

Most overrated annoying thing ever created. It should be bannished. Its the main reason for crimes

Boyfriend girlfriend😡👿😈

by Americans are evils November 20, 2017

Lazy Girlfriend

Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.

Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?
Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.

by DKNJ420 December 24, 2008

The perfect girlfriend

Mari.

Saiko has literally the perfect girlfriend

by Saikosu August 5, 2017

Girlfriend

Similar to calling 'shotgun' in a vehicle, but rather than just the front seat, the one who calls 'girlfriend' sits in the middle of the front seat.

Driver: ok, let's get going!
Person one: I call Shotgun!!
Person two: Then I call girlfriend! (Thus securing a seat in the front)

by Timbit625 October 10, 2008

girlfriend

A female with whom you exclusively have sexual relations. Unless it's an open relationship, in which case, see fuck buddy, cock holster, or Janelle.

I've got a girlfriend who's better than that, and nothing is better than this. Or is it?

by Nope December 11, 2003